Hello.

 My name is Kelso Jacks, and this happens to me a lot: I find a story online and think of witty/silly/sly/ridiculous comments to make about it, so I hurry to ye olde facebook and post the link and my witty/silly/sly/ridiculous comments. But there are times, I know it must not seem like it, when I stop myself from posting because it seems like maybe nobody else cares to see that. Perhaps, I think, I am not as amusing to others as I am to myself. Fair enough.

You see, I have an ego that is at odds with itself. Sometimes I believe that I am the greatest facebook contributor ever. But more often, I think that I am annoying the shit out of my friends and acquaintances. The only good thing that I've ever done on facebook is chosen to only accept people I actually know as friends. And that only helps fool me into the belief that those chumps, by being in my facebook network, knew what they were getting into--that they want to see every thought that pops into my head about every stimuli I encounter.

So... what to expect here?  Links to stories about news, celebrity, entertainment, animals, politics, food, disease, fashion, and everything else (except space, I really hate outer space) paired with my witty/silly/sly/ridiculous comments. Duh. It's almost as if you didn't read the previous paragraphs. Geez.

Sorry. I didn't mean to be rude there. You are great. Thanks for reading this at all. And, yeah, maybe there will be other things posted. I'm not sure. I'm really just looking for a warm, stable place to go to when things get rough. Are you going to take that from me? I thought not.

Right, OK, so go now and be good. Play nice.